[20:00] Okay, Battlestar Galactica is over. [20:00] <+PhoeKun> Yay! [20:00] It was a pretty satisfying ending. [20:01] We got answers to /most/ of the shows mysteries. [20:02] <+PhoeKun> Always good. [20:02] <+Solly[A]> Ah well, I'll say goodnight. Sleep tight, people! [20:02] <+PhoeKun> Incidentally, stabbing yourself through the chest... bad thing? Good thing? [20:03] Generally agreed to be a bad thing. [20:03] 'night, Sol. [20:03] <+PhoeKun> I see. Oh dear. 02[20:03] * +Solly[A] (~p441@0x573da8b2.boanqu1.dynamic.dsl.tele.dk) Quit (QUIT: ) [20:03] Oh. [20:04] Um... you might want to apply bandages /before/ removing the knife. [20:04] <+PhoeKun> ...Too late. [20:04] Fuck. [20:05] Well, suppress the bleeding somehow, /then/ apply bandages. 03[20:05] * +Coraythan (~Coray_Tha@97-115-54-239.ptld.qwest.net) has left #imperiumnova 01[20:05] <+DigitalSocrates> <.< 01[20:05] <+DigitalSocrates> phoe, are you bleeding to death? 01[20:05] <+DigitalSocrates> or did you accidentally stab someone? [20:05] <+PhoeKun> Kind of. [20:06] <@Ilya> :o 01[20:06] <+DigitalSocrates> might i suggest first aid rather than typing? [20:06] <+PhoeKun> I'm bandaging myself right now! [20:07] <+PhoeKun> ...The good news is I don't seem to have punctured anything important. [20:07] For the record, for those of you going in: [20:07] 1st Hour: Climax [20:08] 2nd Hour: Epilogue [20:08] <+PhoeKun> The bad news is I'm dumb enough to leave a knife lying on the bed. [20:08] <@Ilya> D: [20:08] <@Ilya> yikes [20:09] Also there's a part where Centurions fight Old Centurions. 06[20:09] * +Kingy collapses.... 03[20:09] * Cyrosea (~Rigel@bas10-ottawa23-1177651188.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #imperiumnova 02[20:09] * Cyrosea (~Rigel@bas10-ottawa23-1177651188.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (QUIT: I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.) [20:11] <+Kingy> Last time I let anyone use my Ebay account... [20:11] <+Kingy> Your monthly eBay invoice for the period from February 16, 2009 through March 15, 2009 is now available to view online. [20:11] <+Kingy> Amount Due: Ł0.01 [20:11] <+Kingy> Your payment will not be collected if you are set up for an automatic payment method, since your current invoice balance is below eBay's payment threshold. [20:11] <+Kingy> O.o; [20:11] Oh, and the Colony shouldn't have networked their computers. 03[20:20] * Xavios sets mode: +v Galle [20:21] <@Xavios> Phoe's bleeding to death huh? [20:21] <+PhoeKun> No, I've banadaged it up, and I haven't yet bled through that... [20:22] <@Xavios> So /what/ exactly did you do to yourself? [20:22] <+PhoeKun> I flopped into bed, only to find there was a knife in the covers, pointy end up. [20:22] <@Xavios> I.. see.. [20:23] <@Xavios> Is someone perchance trying to assassinate you? [20:23] <+PhoeKun> Could be. [20:23] <@Xavios> To be honest, I think this would probably be one of those uh. [20:23] <@Xavios> Hospital things. [20:23] <@Xavios> Maybe? 03[20:23] * Kieron (~ksagan@S010600121747622f.vn.shawcable.net) has joined #imperiumnova [20:23] Lo all 03[20:23] * Xavios sets mode: +v Kieron [20:24] <+PhoeKun> Can't go to the hospital. [20:24] <+PhoeKun> I have no insurance, and even less money. [20:25] <+Galle> Hello, Kieron. [20:25] <+Galle> Oh [20:25] <+Kieron> Lo Emperor Galle [20:25] <+Galle> And Battlestar Galactica ends with robots dancing to Jimi Hendrix's cover of All Along the Watchtower. [20:25] <+Kieron> ... [20:26] <@Xavios> Huh. [20:26] <@Xavios> F18's are flying overhead. [20:26] <+Kieron> Good thing I haven't seen a single episode of BSG, then... [20:27] <+Kieron> Galle:How goes the the fun of being Emperor of Avalon? [20:27] <+Kingy> >.>; 06[20:27] * +Kingy drops....... [20:27] <+Galle> Alright. [20:27] <+Kingy> (Goodnight all. o/) [20:27] <@Xavios> Night Kingy. [20:27] <@Xavios> o/ [20:27] <+Kieron> I see you have alot of unruly subjects to tame... [20:27] <+Kieron> Bye Kingy 02[20:28] * +Kingy (~KingAMD@cpc1-bolt13-0-0-cust686.manc.cable.ntl.com) Quit (QUIT: Ź_Ź) [20:28] <+Kieron> Unleash the Sardukar! [20:28] <+Galle> Alright, I think I now have my thoughts together regarding the last episode of BSG: [20:28] <+Galle> Everyone will love the first hour. [20:28] <+Kieron> They may suck onscreen, but they had an awesome backstory... [20:28] <+Galle> The second hour is hit/miss. [20:28] <+Galle> Damn straight. [20:28] <+Galle> Sadly, we have no Sardukar. [20:29] <+Kieron> Hire Erb's Mercs? [20:29] <+Kieron> Then have the required fanaticism part down. :P [20:29] <+Kieron> then=they [20:29] <+PhoeKun> This is oddly not painful. [20:29] <@Xavios> That'd be shock, Phoe. [20:29] <+Galle> The being stabbed thing? [20:29] <@Xavios> ROOOOAAAR. [20:29] <+PhoeKun> Oh. Then, tomorrow's going to be fun. [20:30] <@Xavios> Yes Mr. F18. [20:30] <@Xavios> You are a fighter jet. [20:30] <@Xavios> There is no need to shake my windows! [20:31] <+PhoeKun> But that's his job! [20:31] <@Xavios> This is true.. [20:32] <@Xavios> So anyway. [20:33] <@Xavios> What's everyone who hasn't stabbed themselves doing? [20:33] <+Kieron> Apparently, going back out again... [20:33] <@Xavios> Sweet.\\ [20:33] <+Kieron> Eh...bbl. As needs must... [20:33] <+Kieron> Laters. :) 02[20:33] * +Kieron (~ksagan@S010600121747622f.vn.shawcable.net) Quit (QUIT: ) [20:35] <+Noe> Phoe, how deep/wide? [20:36] <+PhoeKun> Um... I'm not exactly sure without unbandaging myself. [20:36] <+PhoeKun> Maybe an inch in? [20:37] <+Galle> Well, keep that area elevated. [20:37] <+Galle> And call 911. [20:39] <+Galle> Okay. [20:39] <+Galle> There's not much I can do about Phoebe's potentially life-threatening wound through the internet. [20:39] <+Galle> And it is time for me to go to sleep. [20:39] <+Galle> Good night. 02[20:39] * +Galle (~chatzilla@CPE00226b6dbb13-CM0011aea11496.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (QUIT: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [20:42] <@Xavios> Mm, delicious black liquid of death how I love you. [20:42] <+PhoeKun> Well... the good news is I have now confirmed my life is not in danger. [20:42] <@Xavios> Good to know. [20:44] <@Xavios> So Phoe, what have we learned? [20:45] <+PhoeKun> Don't leave sharp objects on the bed. [20:45] <+PhoeKun> Or put them there in the first place. [20:45] <@Xavios> That's it. [20:45] <@Xavios> :P [20:45] <@Xavios> Well done! [20:46] <+PhoeKun> <.< [20:51] <@Ilya> well [20:51] <@Ilya> time for bed [20:51] <@Saithis> ... >:| [20:51] <@Ilya> night night [20:51] <@Xavios> The Saithis has appeared! [20:51] <@Xavios> Night Ilya. [20:51] <+PhoeKun> Night. [20:52] <@Saithis> The Saithis is displeased with Phoe. [20:52] <@Ilya> good luck with that wound Phoe... [20:52] <+PhoeKun> Watch out for knives. [20:52] <@Ilya> thanks, I will [20:52] <+PhoeKun> Eep? [20:52] <@Saithis> The Phoe should take better care of herself. [20:52] <+PhoeKun> The Phoe called emergency services! She had an EMT look at it! 02[20:53] * @Ilya (Ilya@145.118.84.3) Quit (QUIT: night all!) [20:53] <@Xavios> >__> [20:53] <@Xavios> Smooth. [20:53] <+PhoeKun> What? [20:54] <@Xavios> What did the EMT say? [20:54] <@Xavios> :P [20:55] <+PhoeKun> That it wasn't too serious, and that I'm lucky it didn't go in a little higher. [20:55] <@Xavios> :P [20:55] <@Xavios> Did you get a report? [20:55] <@Xavios> Because my friend has a hilarious report written by an EMT. 03[20:56] * Iscariot (47fb8f68@webchat.mibbit.com) has joined #imperiumnova 03[20:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Iscariot [20:56] <+PhoeKun> I don't have an hilarious report, sorry. [20:56] <@Xavios> ): [20:56] <@Xavios> Hers went something along the lines of... uh.. [20:58] <@Xavios> Young Female, aged 18, found collapsed in a makeshift bed in kitchen. Weight: 40kg Height: 5'4" [20:58] <@Xavios> Drunk unknown amounts of alcohol. (tequila?) [20:59] <@Xavios> That's right [20:59] <@Xavios> In pen [20:59] <@Xavios> It had scribbled [20:59] <@Xavios> (tequila?) [21:00] <+PhoeKun> Hehe... ow. [21:00] <+PhoeKun> Laughing hurts. :( [21:00] <@Xavios> :( [21:00] <@Xavios> So where did it go in? [21:01] <+PhoeKun> About... 1/4 the way up the rib cage. [21:01] <+PhoeKun> Ish. [21:01] <@Xavios> Between ribs huh? [21:01] <+PhoeKun> Yup. [21:01] <@Xavios> Balls. [21:02] <+PhoeKun> Didn't hit anything major. [21:02] <+PhoeKun> Didn't go in far enough. [21:02] <@Xavios> Lucky. [21:02] <+PhoeKun> I know. 01[21:03] <+DigitalSocrates> this has been so bizarre that i find it more amusing than concerning 01[21:03] <+DigitalSocrates> mostly because i am desensitized, and you are still mostly text to me >.> [21:03] <@Xavios> I was helping! 01[21:03] <+DigitalSocrates> and because the image of you typing while bleeing from the chest is also amusing [21:04] <@Xavios> xD [21:04] <+PhoeKun> I have very screwed up priorities. >.> 01[21:04] <+DigitalSocrates> did they stich you up? 01[21:04] <+DigitalSocrates> *stitch [21:06] <+PhoeKun> The wound isn't large enough to need them. [21:06] <+PhoeKun> I'm wrapped very tighty with gauze-type stuff. 01[21:06] <+DigitalSocrates> that's good [21:10] <+PhoeKun> It is! :D ... (A few people came on during other conversations, and we decided to fill them in) 06[21:42] * @Xavios yaaaaaaaaaawn. [21:44] <+PhoeKun> I know the feeling. At the same time, the prospect of sleep terrifies me. [21:44] <@Xavios> Sleep? [21:44] <@Xavios> It's 3:14PM. [21:44] <@Xavios> Are you insane?! [21:44] <+PhoeKun> I /did/ jump onto a bed with a knife in it. [21:45] <@Xavios> >-> [21:45] <+PhoeKun> So I am a little bit insane, maybe. [21:45] <%Iscariot> hah! [21:45] <%Iscariot> didn't hear of that [21:45] <+PhoeKun> And sleepy. But also scared of sleep. [21:45] <%Iscariot> I guess that's what you meant by your bed trying to kill you [21:45] <+PhoeKun> It is. [21:45] <%Iscariot> what on earth was a knife doing in your bed? [21:45] <@Xavios> Her bed shiv'd her in the ribs. [21:46] <+PhoeKun> I don't remember! >.< [21:46] <%Iscariot> D: [21:46] <%Iscariot> there's a similar story [21:46] <%Iscariot> 'bout a kid here in the US [21:46] <+PhoeKun> It was just there. And then it was in my chest. [21:46] <%Iscariot> who jumped into his bed, which had a sharpened wooden pencil in it [21:46] <%Iscariot> actually went through his ribs [21:46] <%Iscariot> into his heart [21:46] <+PhoeKun> o.O [21:46] <%Iscariot> he lived though [21:46] <%Iscariot> his mum was a nurse [21:47] <%Iscariot> and basically made sure he wasn't a cockshit and pulled the pencil out [21:47] <%Iscariot> there's a conspiracy [21:47] <%Iscariot> all of our beds are trying to kill us [21:47] <@Xavios> Conspiracy? [21:47] <@Xavios> My bed isn't. [21:48] <%Iscariot> thats' what it WANTS you to think 06[21:48] * @Xavios looks slyly at his bed... [21:48] <+PhoeKun> Oh, your bed wants you dead. [21:48] <+PhoeKun> Trust me. [21:48] <+PhoeKun> I believed my bed when it told me it liked me. And where did that get me? [21:49] <@Xavios> Well, my bed trusts me not to leave random knives and shit on it. [21:49] <@Xavios> >_> [21:49] <+Noe> The knife stabbing was your fault. [21:49] <+PhoeKun> ... *sobs* [21:49] <+Servant> hi [21:49] <+Noe> *pets Phoe and gives chocolate* [21:49] <@Xavios> You're just trying t set your bed up. [21:49] <%Iscariot> I make sure my bed understand it's place.... subservient [21:50] <%Iscariot> *its 06[21:50] * @Xavios imagines Isc lecturing his bed while holding a shotgun... 06[21:50] * @Xavios shivers. [21:53] <@Xavios> >_> [21:53] <+PhoeKun> *shrugs* ... (at this point, we started discussing whether or not the fictional assumed people in the game are killed if we do a server reset on the game, and transition into a discussion about the sexiness versus manliness of long hair, and then to trying to get Ainsel to accept that he is a walrus.) [23:20] <+PhoeKun> This is a lot more fun than it should be. >.> [23:20] <@Xavios> What, getting stabbed in the chest by your bed? [23:20] <@Xavios> Or insulting Ainsel? [23:20] <@Xavios> ;D [23:20] <+PhoeKun> I'm never going to live that down, am I? [23:20] <@Xavios> Noooope. [23:20] <+Ainsel> wait, what? [23:20] <+PhoeKun> I should have just kept quiet and called 911. [23:21] <@Xavios> Probably. [23:21] <+PhoeKun> At least I did do that last part. 01[23:21] <+DigitalSocrates> don't be racist xavios [23:21] <@Xavios> Eventually. :P 01[23:21] <+DigitalSocrates> it is not insulting to be a walrus [23:22] <+PhoeKun> I was really trying to avoid calling services that would cost money... [23:22] <+PhoeKun> I didn't think it was life threatening. 01[23:22] <+DigitalSocrates> did the emt's charge you, btw? [23:22] <@Xavios> Did you get charged? [23:22] <+PhoeKun> But I got scared. [23:22] <+Ainsel> ... [23:22] <+Ainsel> wtf are you talking about? 01[23:22] <+DigitalSocrates> phoe stabbed herself earlier [23:22] <+PhoeKun> I got stabbed. [23:22] <+Ainsel> by a bed. [23:22] <+PhoeKun> Yes. 01[23:22] <+DigitalSocrates> a little under the ribs, iirc 01[23:22] <+DigitalSocrates> went about an inch in [23:22] <+PhoeKun> It had a knife! D: [23:22] <+Ainsel> o.O [23:22] <+PhoeKun> You do recall correctly. 01[23:22] <+DigitalSocrates> and her first instinct was to twitter it [23:23] <+Ainsel> I'd be afraid to sleep if that happened >_> [23:23] <+PhoeKun> <.< 01[23:23] <+DigitalSocrates> "totally got stabbed. bleeding and everything" 01[23:23] <+DigitalSocrates> "is that bad?" [23:23] <+PhoeKun> >.> [23:24] <+PhoeKun> My face is so incredibly red right now... 01[23:24] <+DigitalSocrates> lol [23:24] <+Ainsel> so uh, why was there a knife in your bed? [23:25] <+PhoeKun> I'm actually not sure. [23:25] <+PhoeKun> I collect blades, but they're not normally anywhere near the bed. 01[23:25] <+DigitalSocrates> or inside her body cavity [23:25] <@Xavios> Conspiracy.